The wind died down. Harold loosened his grip on the tree. “Well,” he said....– Harold and Maude- Colin Higgins (via veiledvisage)
my new neighborhood has a school bus yellow ice cream truck with a giant sonic the hedgehog decal on the side that plays christmas music
I assumed the back pocket of these shorts was just buttoned so I’ve been sliding change into the pocket all day. Now I’m home and I’m trying to get the change out and IT’S A FAKE POCKET. It’s a real pocket that was SEWN SHUT, but they left the corners open. There is a special place in hell for the designer of these shorts.
mariiik: this is my favorite panel of anything hands down
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elemesy: Remember in “The God Complex ” when the Doctor looked in the room that held his greatest fear? He looked in the room and said “Who else?” WHO ELSE WHO
At seven this morning, Houdini managed to open one of my drawers, get inside, and then close it on himself. And then meow until I came to get him because he couldn’t get out.
I was notoriously bad at keeping my student ID cards in grade school. I lost a bunch of them, always had to buy replacements. So someone explain how I’m four years out of high school and I have eight of them? We started using them in fifth grade, so, eight grades, so if I have eight, I should have one from each year of school. I don’t. I have two from ninth grade, two from...
joeyfuckingwheeler replied to your post: i havent seen my millenium ring shirt in probably… Somebody stole it so they could wield its power. dammit. of course. but ygotas doesn’t sell it anymore
i havent seen my millenium ring shirt in probably over a year where did it go
We put Houdini in one of those cardboard pet shuttles to move him, and of course he didn’t like it. He kept putting his nose to the airholes and meowing loudly. And then I saw teeth in the airhole, and then he shoved his whole head through, destroying the carrier. I felt bad because he was obviously upset but I also laughed for like ten minutes because we didn’t expect that at all. Then I had to...