ok, so enchiladas are crunchy in night vale.
wtnv has had more than one subway commercial.
subway now has a crunchy enchilada sub.
all the things i ship ★ april ludgate and andy dwyer
april, you are the most awesome person i have ever known in my entire life. i vow to protect you. from danger. and i don’t care if i have to fight an ultimate fighter, or a bear, or him. you’re mom. i would take them down. i’m getting mad right now even telling you. i wanna spend the rest of my life, every minute with you, and i am the luckiest man in the galaxy.
i really need new glasses
افتح فمك فقط إن كان ما ستقوله أجمل من الصمت
Open your mouth only if what you are going to say is more beautiful than silence
I just got this on OKCupid. This is literally the whole message.
is this how to pick up women?
Happiness is defined by the unhappiness that follows it